Dear Dearest,

My husband is throwing a temper tantrum because I had dinner with my ex who is leaving for prison for the remainder of his life. I just wanted to apologize for any hurt he caused me and say goodbye. Boy boo, I needed that closure. Cry about it then. #ghettoqueen

Dear Ghetto Queen, 

Sis, what in the Ham Sam, marriage buffoonery you got going on. No your husband is not throwing a tantrum but acting like a husband. You living up to that name eh???? I’m coming hard for you because I’m older and I hate to see your slippery slope of nonsense and wrath “live”. The bundles won’t always enhance a beauty behind lashes and makeup and there will come a time when substance from a wife is necessary.  First, why you apologizing for any hurt he caused??? I am so confused. The dishonor you have shown your husband privately and publicly is abominable. The disgrace you have exemplified for not just your man but every husband that goes into covenant with “woman” is appalling. There was a time where the King of the house would tell you to sit your fast ass down. There was a time when that closure you are worrying about was handled before you took somebody else’s hand in marriage. There was a time when we dated no one while married, not even for closure. I try to be understanding with advice but you “gangsta” with putting yo boo on blast, so let’s talk. As someone that has fallen many times this right here is beyond fathomable and I rebuke your actions as someone who is much wiser in this area. I pray to God you don’t have a real husband and you are just writing. As someone who was married to someone in the Fed’s, don’t waste your time on sour milk when you have a whole fresh cow at home. Grow up. 
~ Dearest
You didn’t write me but compelled to school you. I’m blown!!!
If no one said they love you today, I love you. 

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